This is Radio New Vegas, and I'm your host, Mr. New Vegas. And in case you're wondering if you've come to the right place, you have. This just in, the Black Mountain radio signal is back after a long absence. Listeners say the new programming is, quote, "less for outcasts, more for weirdos." In other news... A big congratulations to a young band of soldiers who shattered NCR records on a combat readiness evaluation at Camp Golf. Go get 'em, guys! And now Nat King Cole, reminding us what really matters with "Love Me As Though There Were No Tomorrow." Because in New Vegas, hey, you never know. ------------------------------------------------ *!)(E{*%MD|{,)_+=-`~`.,/\\]08CT;90 ---------------------------------- Welcome back to the Mr. New Vegas Show, the show with, in my opinion - which I respect - the best looking audience around. Somebody prove me wrong. More news for you, Gomorrah is under new management after the sudden departure of Omerta bosses Nero and Big Sal. The Casino's new manager spoke to reporters. Sources close to the Omertas tell us a newcomer has been meeting privately with bosses Nero and Big Sal, unusual for a Family outsider. When asked to comment, Big Sal said, quote, "the fuck you looking at? You wearing a wire? Are you? I'll break your fucking kneecaps. Hey. Get back here." Moving on... A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness and made a full recovery. Now that's a delivery service you can count on. Stay classy, New Vegas. These headlines were brought to you by Vault 21. "Vault 21. Everything's better when you experience it in a vault." Got a song for you, now. It's about a guy who's cold on the exterior, but deep down, you know he's a good man. And his name... is Johnny Guitar.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------%#@)]//108].\|!------------------------------------------------85736".*----------------------- A Nuclear Winter is Cold, Keep Warm With Vault-Tec! --------------- Vault-Tec: Revolutionising Safety For an Uncertain Future -- Get YOUR Spot in a Vault Today!---------------------------------------------
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